11/12/08 at 1:37pm
Top Chef: Where Are They Now?
The ghosts of cheftestants past.
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This week's episode set a new record for fighting.
Top Chef Recap: I’m Gonna Need Someone to Look That Up on Their Google Machine
Tom thinks that maybe he picked the wrong finalists for this season.
Top Chef Recap: Bad on Top of Bad on Top of Bad
Tom Colicchio was none too pleased with some of our chefs this episode.
Top Chef Recap: I Have a Spicy Personality
"I don't mosey in everyday life."
Top Chef Recap: It Looks Like an Easter Basket Gone Bad
Here come the 'Snakes on a Plane' jokes. And a party!
Top Chef Recap: Too Many Cooks on the Kitchen Set
Apparently "biggest season ever" means we'll be dragging everything out as long as possible.
Top Chef Premiere Recap: Butchering the Butchers
Giddy up, pardners.
Top Chef Recap: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride
The finale version of Restaurant Wars went a lot better than the regular kind!
Top Chef Recap: If I Tried I Could Definitely Throw Up
Not the finale!
Top Chef Recap: Sour Grapes, Salty Losers
Last night's most true statement: "I don’t want to see Mike Isabella topless. And you don't either."
Top Chef Recap: Every Time I Get a Police Escort I’m Usually Going to Jail
The lead up to the lead up to the finale was on fire (literally).
Top Chef Recap: He Flicks His Boogers on Me
Guess which two cheftestants are related!
Top Chef Recap: There Is Man Law, and There Is Chef Law
"I could put you over my knee and whip your cute little ass," quoth Paula Deen.
Top Chef Recap: Elmo Said My Cookie Looks Like Sh-t
The Muppets took a vacation from 'Sesame Street' to visit the chefs.
Top Chef Recap: We Actually Have a Beef-Tongue Song
Experiments with sausage, NBC synergy, and Dale's crush on Angelo.
Top Chef Recap: It Smells Like Marinara in the Walls
"Get your guns ready, it's an Italian challenge."
Top Chef Recap: A Thumb in the Eye
Restaurant Wars!
Top Chef Recap: The Professor and the Strange Italian Immigrant
"We're sitting in Marcel's lap holding his rod."
Top Chef Recap: Nightmare on Eldridge Street
Let's just say we're glad none of the chefs actually serve dim sum in real life.
Top Chef Recap: Too Many Tennis Analogies
This week's episode got its shills confused, highlighting stuffing after Thanksgiving and the U.S. Open in the dead of winter.
Top Chef Recap: A Better Obsession Than Cocaine or Heroin
This week's episode brought out the big guns: Michael White, David Chang, Wylie Dufresne, and David Burke.
Top Chef Recap: Open Season
Well, that elimination was a surprise.
Top Chef: All Stars Recap: A Trip Down Memory Lane, For Better or Worse
Spike, Marcel, Richard, Carla, Jen ... the gang's all here!
Top Chef Recap: Woking It Out
The first half of the finale had our chefs cooking Singapore street food and catering yet another party.
Top Chef: Too Many Space Metaphors, Not Enough Mussels
The chefs hang out with Buzz Aldrin as the finalists are chosen.
Top Chef Recap: Take Us Out of the Ball Game
The chefs have to cater a baseball game and, shockingly, arguments ensue.
Top Chef Recap: The Most Nightmarish Mystery-Box Challenge Ever
Mystery ingredients galore and a trip to the CIA trip up the cheftestants.
Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!
Everyone's favorite challenge arrives, with Alex once again at the center of the drama.
Top Chef Recap: Around the World in 60 Minutes
This week the chefs had to do quite a bit of international cooking.
Top Chef Recap: Give Peas a Chance
Did Alex make a power play during 'Power Lunch' and steal Ed's pea purée?
Top Chef Recap: Duck Nuts and Boat Rides
How would you like to try a testicle marshmallow?
Top Chef Recap: You’ve Got Crabs
A seafood challenge reminds one cheftestant of his STD.
Top Chef Recap: Needs More Glaze
Product placement continues as the chefs create a new signature dish for the Hilton.
Top Chef Recap: We’re Going on a Picnic!
Last night's episode included the great American traditions of pie, picnics, and promoting new shows.
Top Chef Recap: School’s Out
The cheftestants struggle to make lunch for 50 kids using a public-school budget.
Top Chef Premiere: Beware Ripert, Desserts, and Mousse
The seventh season begins, and new judge Eric Ripert's views on fish are clear.
Top Chef Finale Detonates in Our Mouth
It’s a family feud (plus Kevin) for the final challenge.
Top Chef: Straight Outta Napa
In the first half of the finale, cheftestants turn to grapes for solace in Wine Country.
Top Chef: A Riddle Wrapped in a Protein Wrapped in an Enigma Wrapped in a Protein
The cheftestants re-create the Bocuse d'Or.
Top Chef: Sh*t on a Shingle, and Other Delights
Michael screams at Robin, Eli goes to the circus, and more.
This Is Top Chef, Not Top Leek Scallop!
What is it with Top Chef, elfin starlets, and picky eating?
Top Chef: Mission Aborted!
Top Chef started off all Real World but quickly went Hell's Kitchen.
Top Chef Gets Funky, Hairy
Charlie “American Icon” Palmer judges his former employees, the Brothers Voltaggio. How is that fair?
Top Chef: Salty Gnocchi and Salty Tears
Padma was not pleased.
Top Chef: Magically Delicious!
For the Elim-lim, Penn and Teller, the duo known for “deconstructing” magic tricks, called upon the cheftestants to deconstruct classic dishes drawn at random.
Top Chef: Feel the Love
Last night the chefs said howdy-do to Tim “He’s a Cowboy, on a Steel Spatula He Rides” Love.
Top Chef: France, Baby, France!
Daniel “One of the Baddest Mother[bleep]ers” Boulud asks the cheftestants to feed him something he has never tasted before, using escargot.
Top Chef Gets KP Duty
The cheftestants face a court-martial.
Top Chef: Michael Introduces Us to Nitro Gazpacho (Again)
The cheftestants roll the dice with Todd English.
Odds Are, Top Chef: Vegas Is Going to Be a Good One
What’s up with Padma’s sexy-raspy voice, and who’s going to be the biggest douche bag?
Adam Platt on the Top Chef Finale: ‘The Key Was the Alligator’
Our recap of the season five: New York finale.
Adam Platt on Top Chef: ‘Stefan Is Drinking Like a Fish’
We talk with Platt about last night's episode.
Adam Platt on Top Chef: ‘Carla Is Clearly a Savant of Some Kind’
We talk with Platt about last night's episode.
Top Chef Stephanie Izard Is Tired of Toby Young’s One-liners, Too
We chatted with last season's winner about last night's episode.
Adam Platt: ‘I Thought Top Chef Was Supposed to Be About New York?’
Platt chats about last night's football-themed episode.
Adam Platt Wants to Know, Who Was Really on the Top Chef Futon?
Was that really Hosea making out with Leah?
Adam Platt Actually Half-Liked Crop Chef
Plus, our favorite critic responds to Toby Young.
Top Chef: Adam Platt Misses Gail, Sees a Horror Show Ahead
Last night's episode: Ham-fisted product placements, insipid background music, and forced bon mots.
Grinch-Like Adam Platt to Top Chef Producers: ‘A Pox on Their Houses!’
Last night's episode was like getting coal in your stocking.
Is Top Chef’s Evil Baldy Capable of ‘Outpalating’ Even Adam Platt?
We discuss the latest episode with the magazine's esteemed critic.
Adam Platt Wonders How a Watermelon and Tomato Salad Could Wow the Top Chef Judges
As Ariane-gate continues to unfold, we asked our restaurant critic to make sense of it all.
Top Chef: Adam Platt Is Unnerved by PDA, Freakishly Bad Dishes
Our esteemed restaurant critic fears there are many bleak hours of non-drama ahead.
Adam Platt Sees a Kinder, Gentler ‘Top Chef,’ Evil Baldy Aside
The new season of ‘Top Chef’ is finally upon us. Adam Platt rejoins us for a post-show chat.
‘Top Chef’ Is Over, and Adam Platt Can Rest
Justice is served, with braised pistachios.
‘Top Chef’ Tease Fills Adam Platt With Rancor
After a poor performance, our least-favorite chef hangs on to torture us.
Adam Platt Predicts a Dull Future for ‘Top Chef’
The final four chefs prepare for their trip to Puerto Rico, but does anyone even care anymore?
Adam Platt Fears the Gaze of the ‘Top Chef’ Gorgon
Dale and Lisa's tango of hatred truly terrified us on this week's 'Top Chef.'
Adam Platt Has No Idea Who Sam Talbot Is
Last night's 'Top Chef' featured loathing and injustice of a sort so disturbing that only commiseration with Adam Platt could help.
Adam Platt Sees Justice Served on ‘Top Chef’
In one of the best 'Top Chef' episodes in recent memory, justice was served, and we and Adam Platt were very happy about it.
The Worst Episode of ‘Top Chef’?
Uncle Ben's and an economy meal for children does not add up to high-level entertainment. It just doesn't.
Adam Platt Sees ‘Top Chef’ Slowly Unraveling
Johnny Iuzzini and random improvisations make for an especially bizarre Top Chef episode.
Football Metaphors Not Enough to Save ‘Top Chef’
The cheftestants cook for discerning Bears fan, but the challenge proves too much for one out-of-towner.
Adam Platt Bemoans ‘Top Chef’ Tantrums
After endless squabbling and a surprise ejection, we sat down to our IM chat with Adam Platt in a dark mood.
‘Top Chef’ Boots the Weak, Keeps the Obnoxious
After watching last night's Top Chef, Adam Platt confronts the cold truth of reality TV.
Adam Platt Pities ‘Top Chef’ Judges
Bad cooking? Obnoxious cheftestants? Sounds like last night's Top Chef was fantastic!
Adam Platt Laments Latest ‘Top Chef’ Casualty
In week two of Top Chef, a trip to the zoo left one cheftestant alone in the wild.
‘Top Chef’ Is Back, and Adam Platt Isn't Happy About It
Finally, after an interminable wait only broken by doses of Top Chef books, cell-phone games, and Sudoku, the series itself is back.
Adam Platt Was Right About ‘Top Chef’ All Along
The Top Chef finale turned out to be all we had hoped, as the three remaining rivals were all allowed to make whatever they wanted for a blue-ribbon panel of judges.
Even Adam Platt Was Moved by Last Night’s ‘Top Chef’
Last night's penultimate Top Chef featured two enormously entertaining challenges.
Hung Earns Platt’s Reluctant Respect on ‘Top Chef’
The final cut prior to the Top Chef finale was made last night, as the contestants came to New York to cook before the most august figures the show could muster.
Pain, Empathy, and Ennui Over Last Night’s ‘Top Chef’
Unlike recent episodes, where nearly all produced hideous, inedible dishes, this one went pretty well.
Adam Platt Finally Gets His Wish
The inevitable finally occurred on last night's Top Chef.
The Gay Side of ‘Top Chef’ Comes Out
This week’s Top Chef was a good one, a do-over of last week’s failed restaurant openings.
Truces and Vanilla Candles Ruin This Week's ‘Top Chef’
On this week’s Top Chef, the contestants faced a Quickfire Challenge in which they were asked to make burgers for Daniel Boulud.
Platt Stands Up for the Latest ‘Top Chef’ Non-Winner
Padma lies and tells the contestants that they're going to go out clubbing.
Adam Platt Finds the Moral in Last Night’s ‘Top Chef’
After an inane "culinary bee," the chefs were made to pair off and create frozen pasta dinners.
‘Top Chef’ Biases Finally Out on the Table
This week’s Top Chef provided another opportunity for the contestants to humiliate themselves, a chance they took full advantage of.
Sternbergh Thinks There Are Too Many Locals on ‘Top Chef’
Last night’s episode of Top Chef was a bloodbath.
Adam Platt Thought Micah From ‘Top Chef’ Was a Train Wreck
The kicked-off cheftestant was barely done sniffling his/her good-byes when we were on Instant Messenger with our buddy, the acerbic Adam Platt, comparing notes.
Adam Platt Is Willing to Bet Against Howie on ‘Top Chef’
This week’s episode was especially entertaining.
Josh DeChellis Gives the ‘Top Chef’ Contestants High Marks
This season, we’re planning on kibitzing about the show every week with a variety of fellow viewers, all of whom will help us to dissect that episode’s round of flashy dishes and behind-the-scenes treachery.
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