stand clear of the closing doors
Dude Decides That Riding on the Inside of the Subway Car Is Not for Him
If a subway surfer hitched himself onto our train, we wouldn't be laughing and cheering him on we'd be pissed off and snitch on him as soon as possible. Sorry to be a wet blanket, but kill yourself on your own time. The rest of us have better things to do than sit in a stalled subway train for an hour as they clean you off the tracks.
