Madonna was spotted tying a red string around Jesus Luz's wrist at Standard Grill, though it's unclear whether the string was a Kabbalah bracelet or a child leash. Emmy Rossum has secretly been married for a year and a half, but now she's getting divorced. Kate Hudson and A-Rod got a little peeved at BLT Steak in White Plains when a fellow diner photographed them mid-meal. Victoria's Secret hired model Jessica Hart because Gisele, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, and Adriana Lima are all pregnant. Meanwhile, Penélope Cruz told Vanity Fair she was not pregnant with Javier Bardem's baby, but then the two were spotted merrily exiting an OB/GYN clinic in Madrid. The secret to Michelle Obama's biceps? She tells Prevention, "I love French fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie." But she also sticks to her 4:30 a.m. workouts. We knew there was a catch.

Lady Gaga brokered $5 billion in trades during that charity event when she sang to clients over the phone. After Conan O'Brien took a stab at Newark on the Tonight Show, Newark mayor Cory Booker, via YouTube, banned O'Brien from the Newark airport. Chelsea Clinton enjoyed a filet mignon at the Smith. Brett Ratner and Russell Simmons checked out exotic dancers at Penthouse in Hell's Kitchen on Friday night. Ratner also plans to produce a sequel to last year's documentary on Roman Polanski. Jay-Z, Russell Simmons, Tyson Beckford, and Swizz Beatz toasted Knick David Lee at the meatpacking's SL. Not a bad way to celebrate his recently signed $7 million contract. A Steady Rain on Broadway set a new record for highest weekly ticket sales of a non-musical play, probably having nothing to do with the fact that Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are starring. TLC has renamed Jon & Kate Plus 8 Kate Plus Eight now that , cynthia nixon, daniel craig, danielle steel, david lee, dick parsons, diddy, ellen degeneres, emmy rossum, gisele bundchen, heidi klum, hugh jackman, javier bardem, jay-z, jessica hart, jesus luz, karolina kurkova, kate hudson, lady gaga, lauren conrad, madonna, melissa etheridge, michelle obama, penelope cruz, russell simmons, sarah palin, scarlett johansson, spencer pratt, stephanie pratt, swizz beatz, tyson beckford Photo: Getty Images