New York Magazine

Or should we say, Tracy Morgan's tattoo inspires Thanks-giving? Here's a little post-holiday anecdote from Intel friend Noelle Hancock's profile of the 30 Rock star in Maxim: "'I have a tattoo on the side of my penis that says Stove Top,' Morgan tells me proudly, referring to the instant stuffing mix. 'I’m pretty well-endowed. A girl told me to get that because I stuffed her up like a turkey. She said, 'You should call that Stove Top!'" And so he did. [Maxim]