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The ‘Gossip Girl’ Final Reality Tally for This Week

Ramon Martinez takes one you-know-where.

Yesterday morning we left Lisanicole (echoed by andremichael)

• A few extra points for following up Blair's "Atonement" reference by having Marcus and Catharine (in a green/emerald coloured dress) having their tryst in the library. Plus 2. —xoxotiffany

• Did a toothbrush fall out of Little J's bag too? If so, plus 5 for building up to her inevitable eating disorder. —5459 (echoed by Luvmesomeme, jessica_dawn)

Plus 2, for Rufus wearing a denim shirt, because he so would. —sam_i_am

• A plus 1 for Serena ordering a Belvedere martini because Serena Van der Woodson would have her own preferred top shelf vodka. —Katie08

• "Dan's not into sports." Plus 5 for Serena totally emasculating Dan by undermining his athletic prowess even though as a loner writer he's supposed to be way too cool to care about something so lame as sports. SO REAL. All high school boys secretly want to be lacrosse boy, even if they know one day their writing will make them cool. —NicoLion

Faker Than an Adult Slumber Party:

•Also minus 1 for the Nairtini, because Nair definitely doesn't work that fast. —martell

• Why was CHUCK BASS wearing an Abercrombie & Fitch (or American Eagle) shirt? Minus 5danpatrick24 (echoed by leothegreat, electrizze, XOGBXO, isawhatwhat, srises_again, awietsma)

• The Sunshine would only play Repo Man at a midnight show. Minus 1! —photochica (echoed by chiyork)

• Did anyone notice when Dan said no one cheated (re: him and Serena)? Didn't he hook up with Georgina?? Minus 1icanseerussiafrommyhouse

• Also, minus 2 or so for Serena and the Dalton boys not at least knowing about each other. All NYC private school seniors know each other (or at least know of each other), especially if it's a "queen bee" like Serena. They would have met at a party or event somewhere along the way. —leshatzvine

Minus 2 for Rufus' new bed buddy being totally OK with Lily sitting in her new bf's apartment with a bottle of wine and a movie when she arrives for their "date" (aka second night in a row sleepover). —mv0227 (echoed by soccerjoc101)

• Second, elite prep schools in Vermont? That's just too hard to believe minus 2GiveBackMyPants

Minus 1 for Chuck's constant lip puckering. He's starting to rival Serena. —cowt

• Hmmm.... has anyone mentioned negative points for Little J leaving school to go help out former L&O SVU cop at the Waldorf atelier for "Women's Sufferage Day"??? No cut slips? No lecture from Rufus? Come on, minus 2. —susyp (echoed by kelly0824)

• How bout the scene when Blair uses Vanessa's phone to send the picture of the lord and countess to her own phone it says "sent to Blair's phone" Would V honestly have Blair saved in her 5? Minus 2Luvmesomeme

Earlier: 'Gossip Girl' Tosses a Nairtini in Our Faces

Photo: Courtesy of the CW
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